January 2012
34 posts
Jan 24th
335 notes
5 tags
One of the episodes where Kim and Kyle cry at a...
Kim: And there's one more thing.
Kyle: What.
Kim: I'm like, really late.
Kyle: Like period late? Like how late?
Kim: Three.
Kyle: Three weeks?
Kim: Three months.
Kyle: Is that a freaking joke Kim? Well maybe it's menopause, no offense.
Jan 24th
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Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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The episode where Kim and Kourtney go to...
Kim: Is there like a TV in the room?
Kourtney: An old school one. From like 1942.
Kim: When Columbus sailed the ocean blue. Only I think that was like 18. Or 17.
Kourtney: 1492, Kim.
Kim: Oh. Whatever. I was never good at history.
Jan 19th
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David Letterman: So is that a vampire deal?
Jennifer Lawrence: No that's not a vampire deal. It's just a very violent futuristic movie where kids are randomly selected from their home district to fight to their death.
Jennifer Lawrence: But we don't drink blood. That's sick.
Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 11th
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WatchWatch
Dear Gaga, yes.
Jan 10th
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“What’s with girls wearing tights and shorts? Can no one afford a decent...”
– Dad
Jan 10th
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Jan 9th
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Jan 9th
85 notes
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“It’s like Hot Tub Time Machine, but classier.”
– A particularly peculiar observation while watching Midnight in Paris
Jan 9th
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Jan 7th
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Jan 7th
445 notes
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“That was such a waste of time, making muscles. It takes so much work and they...”
– Ryan Gosling, regarding this.
Jan 6th
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Jan 6th
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Jan 5th
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Jan 4th
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“It’s exciting to think that a whole new generation of young men and...”
– Kate Winslet, citing the 267th reason why we should be thrilled over Titanic’s 3D release.
Jan 4th
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Jan 4th
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Resolutions for 20 somethings →
Jan 4th
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Fantasy President? →
Jed Bartlet. No contest. 
Jan 3rd
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The Urgency of Slowing Down →
“The average American spends at least eight and a half hours a day in front of a screen…in part because the number of hours American adults spent online doubled between 2005 and 2009 (and the number of hours spent in front of a TV screen, often simultaneously, is also steadily increasing).”
Jan 3rd
Jan 3rd
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 2nd
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Jan 2nd
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Jan 2nd
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December 2011
2 posts
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
September 2011
20 posts
(Entering Necessary Hiatus.)
Sep 7th
Sep 6th
“I get up every morning determined to both change the world and to have one hell...”
– E. B. White
Sep 6th
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Sep 5th
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Sep 5th
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Sep 4th
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“I don’t even like blondes. I mean, except us.”
– Emily
Sep 4th
Sep 4th
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The iPresident →
Obama + Apple = Love.
Sep 3rd
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Sep 3rd
5 tags
Sep 3rd
5 tags
Sep 2nd
3 tags
Sep 2nd
202 notes
Sep 2nd
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