The episode where Kim decides to get divorced
- Kourtney: Does this top make my ass look big?
- Scott: It could swallow up a g-string.
- Kourtney: Is that a good thing?
- Scott: If you're going for hoochie mama of the year, ya.
- Kourtney: Okay great, well I'll see you guys later.
- Scott: Wait honey, come back. I have a sign that says "Wide Load" we could slap on your ass.
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One of the episodes where Kim and Kyle cry at a formal party
- Kim: And there's one more thing.
- Kyle: What.
- Kim: I'm like, really late.
- Kyle: Like period late? Like how late?
- Kim: Three.
- Kyle: Three weeks?
- Kim: Three months.
- Kyle: Is that a freaking joke Kim? Well maybe it's menopause, no offense.
The episode where Kim and Kourtney go to Connecticut
- Kim: Is there like a TV in the room?
- Kourtney: An old school one. From like 1942.
- Kim: When Columbus sailed the ocean blue. Only I think that was like 18. Or 17.
- Kourtney: 1492, Kim.
- Kim: Oh. Whatever. I was never good at history.
- David Letterman: So is that a vampire deal?
- Jennifer Lawrence: No that's not a vampire deal. It's just a very violent futuristic movie where kids are randomly selected from their home district to fight to their death.
- Jennifer Lawrence: But we don't drink blood. That's sick.
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“ What’s with girls wearing tights and shorts? Can no one afford a decent pair of pants in this town? ”
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